New Specialty Shop Open in the Asia City!

Are you looking for a truly unique experience?

If so, come visit our newly opened Sprite Taxidermy and Diner in the Asia City!

We offer taxidermy services for all types of sprites, allowing you to capture and display your own adventures through art.

Plus, we have a variety of meals made from real sprites, as well as a wide selection of sprite jerky that you can purchase and take home—including birdman jerky, blue jerky, wookie jerky, metallic jerky, and more! If it's capturable, we've got the jerky!

So if you're looking for something truly special, don't miss out on this one-of-a-kind opportunity to explore your creativity and enjoy some delicious cuisine in an exciting atmosphere.

Come visit us today and let us help you create some lasting memories!

Now Open on the Corner of Biscotti and Bruno St in the Asia City!

Our Quality of work is like none other! The Sprite (or whatever) will look like it did the day you captured it! Alive and well.. and forever immortalized on the wall.

If it wasn't obvious, this is a joke.

Please follow The Sprite Report on Social media!

Telegram: https://t.me/TheSpriteReport

Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheSpriteReport

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheSpriteReport

Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/thespritereport